Dying To Love Her and Contest!


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Hi everyone! I’m Dana Lorraine, writer of dirty words and sexy men. Thanks to the awesome Kitty Kelly for letting me hang out at The Smutty Kitty today for the one month birthday of my paranormal erotic ménage release, Dying to Love Her, and my birthday. When do the spankings start? LOL! KitttyKelly here: We’ll start the spankings in a little bit.  😉

In celebration, Kitty Kelly and I got together and used a steamy excerpt from my book to create a little sexy Mad Libs for you. Can’t wait for you to read it but first—I made a book trailer! It’s a real accomplishment. Trust me. I’m a total moron when it comes to anything technical. You will be the first to watch it! Hope you enjoy it!

Ready to sign up for Empriva Fitness yet? Me…I’d become a lifetime member. Here’s the blurb if you’re still not sold.

When Melanie Woodson joins Empriva Fitness she expects to lose weight, not gain two sexy vampire personal trainers. With an exercise regimen that includes passionate horizontal workouts, fat-burning orgasms and lusty words of encouragement, she’s in serious danger of forgetting their relationship is based on a business agreement and not mutual attraction.

Alec Kosta and Rook Abernathy, best friends and owners of Empriva, have waited over a century for the right lifemate to come along. Now that they’ve found Melanie, with her endless curves and quick wit, they’re ready to give up countless lifetimes to spend just one with her.

But time isn’t on their side—they’ve tasted her blood and now mere days are all they have to convince her their love is real or risk losing their chance to be with her forever.

A Romantica® paranormal ménage erotic romance from Ellora’s Cave

Want to see Alec, one of the vampire trainers, in action?  Here’s that scene I was telling you about. In true Mad Libs fashion, I asked Kitty Kelly to supply me with types of words (nouns, adjectives, verbs) and I replaced my words with hers. Her new words are in bold and my snarky comments are in red.

Melanie pressed her BOOBS (not a bad start, this could work) together and slipped her hand over the neat patch of SPATULA (that’s right, she’s half woman/half kitchen utensil…Kitty created a whole new creature) just a shade darker than that on her head.

Her modesty was such a turn-on but that didn’t mean he wouldn’t love bringing out the BIG girl in her. Someday he’d have her wearing MUSCLED BEDS with nothing underneath and unabashedly JUMPING over for him. And then he’d have to spank her for SCREWING (I was getting a little scared but this isn’t sounding so bad now) just like he wanted her to.

“Since you’re so keen on getting in my way, the least you can do is help me out while you’re down here.” He gazed up from her hand into her downcast eyes. “Spread your LONG PURPLE (eww!) lips for me, Melanie.”

“You don’t have to do that,” she said on a shaky breath, turning her head and RUNNING at her bottom lip with her COCK. (I don’t know what scares me more…that this could be a rooster or that my heroine now has a dick)

“Yes I do. You don’t know how HARD your scent is.” Alec kissed her unyielding hand and skimmed his hands up to the curve in her waist. “I want you to BEND for me.” He dipped the tip of his FOOT between her fingers. “Let me have a taste.” (umm…that’s not what you taste with Alec)

Her pause was agonizing but finally Melanie RODE her fingers, pulling back her folds and exposing her SMOOTH, TALL flesh. Alec couldn’t control his animalistic groan of appreciation. Hunger consumed him, CLIMBED at him from the inside out. He licked her CURVY ARM (hey, whatever turns you on) deep and long, spiraling his tongue around the ROUND swell of her clit.

She DELIVERED (delivered what…a baby or a pizza?) and shook with each pass of his tongue as he grasped her tighter. Her fingers locked in his hair in a useless attempt to hold him back. He sank deeper between her SINGING thighs, reveling in her SHORT flavor and the feel of her flesh slipping under his tongue. The thought of tasting her release, drinking it down, caused an uncustomary tremble to rack his muscles.

His dick HUMPED (all on its own? that takes talent) with selfish need. Tonight, when he made her HANG (what kind of kinky stuff does Kitty think my characters are into?) for the first time, he’d be buried deep within her body. Alec tore his mouth away, shot up and FIRMLY worked one finger inside her RAPID cunt.

“Oh…oh, yes. That’s what I wanted, what I needed.” Her hips bucked against his hand with each thrust as she GLOWED (now I’m convinced she’s an alien or something) in a shameless display of arousal. “Just. Like. That.”

Fuck. He liked a VIBRATOR who knew how to let go. Her cries of pleasure sent a rush of lust to his groin.

“That’s not all you want is it?” He kissed her chin and licked the line of her jaw, added a TWENTY-EIGHTH (ouch!) finger to stretch her wider. “Not just my fingers? Don’t you want something else to fill this LIGHT tight pussy of yours?”

Trust me…my version is way sexier!

Thanks for sticking around. I’m running a Rafflecopter contest for a $10 gift card and ebook—so enter that. And just because it’s my birthday and I adore Kitty Kelly I’m going to offer up an additional $10 Barnes & Noble or Amazon gift card only for those people who leave a comment on this blog. Happy Holidays!

CONTEST: Dana has a tour wide giveaway going on for a $10 Amazon or Barnes and Noble gift card and an ebook.  Click the link below to enter.

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And don’t forget one commenter on this post will also win a $10 gift card.

I’ve known Dana for a few years now and I’m so proud of her.  Congratulations my darling Dana!  I hope you have the best birthday ever!!  No bend over-I’ve got my spatula all ready!  😉

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33 thoughts on “Dying To Love Her and Contest!

  1. Lori Meehan

    I like vampires because they are such a sex fantasy.

  2. suzlyne

    I don’t really know what it is about vampires that I love.They are just so sexy.

    • I know…even when they are dark, dangerous or even not that attractive they still exude sexiness. Thanks for the comment!

      Dana lorraine

  3. LorettaLynn

    It’s because there tall dark and sexy 😉 Well some might be blond… but that’s a moot point 😉 So I love pretty much everything about them.

    • That’s right…Eric from True Blood is blond and sexy as hell. And Gage, my next personal trainer vampire is blond too. Happy Holidays!

  4. Elise-Maria Barton

    Hysterical! I was lol so hard it almost slipped by me that we’re talking vampires here… Not just one sexy bloodsucker, but *two* eternally gorgeous hunks. In my book (snark) a woman should only be so lucky to get one! I wanna read this so I can pretend I’m Melanie.

    • Elise-Maria…everyday I was writing I pretended I was Melanie! She’s a lucky woman. Glad you enjoyed the post. Follow me on facebook and I’ll do my best to keep you entertained there too.

  5. chey

    I like vampires because of the fantasy.

  6. I like vampires, because their fangs fascinate me.

  7. Oh goodness … I gotta get this book maybe these two hottie are the fix to my gym problems. LoL! But the mad lid was the best part, so fun, and I think some of the words I submitted were used … double awesome sauce! Happy Birthday Dana! Thanks for sharing the mad lib fun!

  8. mamaboo7907

    OMFG…. Too freaking funny!!! Happy Bday Dana!!!!

  9. they are sexy and hot

  10. Oh my goodness! That was hilarious! Seriously I loved it. 🙂 I definitely want to read.

  11. Mary M.

    OMG the MadLibs were hysterical (what’s a spare cock between friends?) and I have to read Dana’s version. Happy Bday Dana!

  12. Catherine

    That’s a kooky madlib. I’d like to read your version!!
    I love the get gifts for other people’s birthdays! Authors are so quirky that way.

  13. DebraG

    Vampires are the ultimate bad boy. Love them!1

  14. Vampires are wicked, sexy, but willing to give up immortality for the right mate – the ultimate turn-on.

  15. flchen1

    ROFL!!! Hilarious, Dana and KittyKelly! As for vamps, there’s something about all that power and strength that is hot! Looking forward to reading your original words 😉

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