Hi everyone! I’m Dana Lorraine, writer of dirty words and sexy men. Thanks to the awesome Kitty Kelly for letting me hang out at The Smutty Kitty today for the one month birthday of my paranormal erotic ménage release, Dying to Love Her, and my birthday. When do the spankings start? LOL! KitttyKelly here: We’ll start the spankings in a little bit. 😉
In celebration, Kitty Kelly and I got together and used a steamy excerpt from my book to create a little sexy Mad Libs for you. Can’t wait for you to read it but first—I made a book trailer! It’s a real accomplishment. Trust me. I’m a total moron when it comes to anything technical. You will be the first to watch it! Hope you enjoy it!
Ready to sign up for Empriva Fitness yet? Me…I’d become a lifetime member. Here’s the blurb if you’re still not sold.
When Melanie Woodson joins Empriva Fitness she expects to lose weight, not gain two sexy vampire personal trainers. With an exercise regimen that includes passionate horizontal workouts, fat-burning orgasms and lusty words of encouragement, she’s in serious danger of forgetting their relationship is based on a business agreement and not mutual attraction.
Alec Kosta and Rook Abernathy, best friends and owners of Empriva, have waited over a century for the right lifemate to come along. Now that they’ve found Melanie, with her endless curves and quick wit, they’re ready to give up countless lifetimes to spend just one with her.
But time isn’t on their side—they’ve tasted her blood and now mere days are all they have to convince her their love is real or risk losing their chance to be with her forever.
A Romantica® paranormal ménage erotic romance from Ellora’s Cave
Want to see Alec, one of the vampire trainers, in action? Here’s that scene I was telling you about. In true Mad Libs fashion, I asked Kitty Kelly to supply me with types of words (nouns, adjectives, verbs) and I replaced my words with hers. Her new words are in bold and my snarky comments are in red.
Melanie pressed her BOOBS (not a bad start, this could work) together and slipped her hand over the neat patch of SPATULA (that’s right, she’s half woman/half kitchen utensil…Kitty created a whole new creature) just a shade darker than that on her head.
Her modesty was such a turn-on but that didn’t mean he wouldn’t love bringing out the BIG girl in her. Someday he’d have her wearing MUSCLED BEDS with nothing underneath and unabashedly JUMPING over for him. And then he’d have to spank her for SCREWING (I was getting a little scared but this isn’t sounding so bad now) just like he wanted her to.
“Since you’re so keen on getting in my way, the least you can do is help me out while you’re down here.” He gazed up from her hand into her downcast eyes. “Spread your LONG PURPLE (eww!) lips for me, Melanie.”
“You don’t have to do that,” she said on a shaky breath, turning her head and RUNNING at her bottom lip with her COCK. (I don’t know what scares me more…that this could be a rooster or that my heroine now has a dick)
“Yes I do. You don’t know how HARD your scent is.” Alec kissed her unyielding hand and skimmed his hands up to the curve in her waist. “I want you to BEND for me.” He dipped the tip of his FOOT between her fingers. “Let me have a taste.” (umm…that’s not what you taste with Alec)
Her pause was agonizing but finally Melanie RODE her fingers, pulling back her folds and exposing her SMOOTH, TALL flesh. Alec couldn’t control his animalistic groan of appreciation. Hunger consumed him, CLIMBED at him from the inside out. He licked her CURVY ARM (hey, whatever turns you on) deep and long, spiraling his tongue around the ROUND swell of her clit.
She DELIVERED (delivered what…a baby or a pizza?) and shook with each pass of his tongue as he grasped her tighter. Her fingers locked in his hair in a useless attempt to hold him back. He sank deeper between her SINGING thighs, reveling in her SHORT flavor and the feel of her flesh slipping under his tongue. The thought of tasting her release, drinking it down, caused an uncustomary tremble to rack his muscles.
His dick HUMPED (all on its own? that takes talent) with selfish need. Tonight, when he made her HANG (what kind of kinky stuff does Kitty think my characters are into?) for the first time, he’d be buried deep within her body. Alec tore his mouth away, shot up and FIRMLY worked one finger inside her RAPID cunt.
“Oh…oh, yes. That’s what I wanted, what I needed.” Her hips bucked against his hand with each thrust as she GLOWED (now I’m convinced she’s an alien or something) in a shameless display of arousal. “Just. Like. That.”
Fuck. He liked a VIBRATOR who knew how to let go. Her cries of pleasure sent a rush of lust to his groin.
“That’s not all you want is it?” He kissed her chin and licked the line of her jaw, added a TWENTY-EIGHTH (ouch!) finger to stretch her wider. “Not just my fingers? Don’t you want something else to fill this LIGHT tight pussy of yours?”
Trust me…my version is way sexier!
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I’ve known Dana for a few years now and I’m so proud of her. Congratulations my darling Dana! I hope you have the best birthday ever!! No bend over-I’ve got my spatula all ready! 😉